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Apple Store Employees Reveal They Don’t Know What The Cloud Is Either

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During a recent purchase at an Apple Store, Dan Smith was pressured to purchase cloud storage by several Apple Employees.

“I kept saying no. They wouldn’t let up. It felt like a car salesman trying to sell me that rustproofing BS. Finally I just asked them what the heck the cloud is. That shut them up quick.”

After confronting one Apple employee with that question, several other employees gathered around. The short conference concluded and one employee finally admitted to Dan, “Listen, we don’t really know what it is, but we do know that it’s good and people like it. They just don’t know how to use it. We can’t give you any other information about it right now.”

Luckily, before Dan and other customers became outraged, Apple employees waved new Apple Watches in front of their faces then slowly removed their wallets from their back pockets.

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