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Carly Fiorina Proves Crazy Rich CEOs Can Lead GOP Polls

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Carly fiorina smiling at GOP debate

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Against all odds, an incredibly wealthy person with insane things to say about minorities and women is succeeding within the Republican Party, as former Hewlett Packard CEO Carly Fiorina has risen to number two in the GOP Presidential.

“It feels great to silence the doubters. I knew it wasn’t going to be easy, and I know we still have a lot of work to do, but it feels good to be accepted by conservatives despite my considerable wealth and belief that non-profits which support women’s reproductive health should be shut down,” Fiorina told a group of reporters yesterday.

Republicans were reportedly also very excited about the prospect of allowing a woman to lead in the polls for as long as 4 months before ultimately selecting a man whose family has entrenched political connections to be their presidential nominee.

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