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Chris Pratt’s Dark Past

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HOLLYWOOD, CA. – While leading man Chris Pratt celebrated the success of Jurassic World, his agents scrambled to issue a statement regarding the release of an email full of strange information about their client.

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The Farce Report has obtained the details of Chris Pratt’s dark past.  Check out our slide show below.