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Coffee Named Leading Cause Of Accomplishing Goals In Life

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(Photo by R.B. Jackler)

A study says that 90% of people “needing their coffee in the morning” consider reaching that goal as the main driving force in their lives. One of those polled said, “Until I get my coffee, nothing else matters. After I get my coffee, all I think about is how great it tastes and how happy it makes me.” When asked what would make them unhappy about coffee, one woman said, “If someone were to take my coffee away or spill it. That would make me extremely unhappy, and violent.”

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