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Desperate Amy Schumer Resorts to Sleeping with Robots

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Amy Schumer, best known for her Dad Bod, has sunk to a new low.

The comedian and actress often depicts her life as a sad, snack food-fueled attempt to find anyone to find her attractive. Unfortunately, her comedy is not far from the truth as this week we found out that she’s resorted to sleeping with robots.

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Intimate robots seem like science fiction but, for Schumer, it’s straight up reality. She came out this week in GQ saying, “Robots are boring and emotionless, much like a man, so I thought what the hell!”

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After Schumer’s confession, more celebrities admitted to sleeping with robots. Some celebrities, like Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes, have even married a robot for a short time.