Promo as tasteless as their sandwiches.
In salvaging from Jared’s love of fresh meat, Subway is offering $9, 11-inch sandwiches, today only. Very classy, Subway.
When it was pointed out to Subway CEO, Fred Deluca, that this promotion was actually a significant increase to the prices of most of the company’s footlong sandwiches, Deluca accused reporters of “spinning a national tragedy for a story” and shouted “never forget” while running into a limousine.
Subway is not the only company to exhibit this kind of deplorable behavior. McDonald’s is also offering a “Pentagon Patty,” though many analysts believe it will be overshadowed by Taco Bell’s “Twin Towers of Tacos.”
Not to be outdone, White Castle is opening a pop up location in a random field in Pennsylvania, where they will be serving free “United Sliders” to their first 93 customer.
Dunkin Donuts, for their part, is employing a different strategy than many of its fast food competitors and is courting the business of skeptics with their limited edition “Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel” Coolatta.
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McDonald’s to offer Pentagon Patty, but everyone will kind of forget about it