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Disgusting: Subway Selling $9 11-inch Sandwiches for 9/11 Promo

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Promo as tasteless as their sandwiches.

 
twin towers replaced with sub sandwiches

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In salvaging from Jared’s love of fresh meat, Subway is offering $9, 11-inch sandwiches, today only. Very classy, Subway.When it was pointed out to Subway CEO, Fred Deluca, that this promotion was actually a significant increase to the prices of most of the company’s footlong sandwiches, Deluca accused reporters of “spinning a national tragedy for a story” and shouted “never forget” while running into a limousine.Subway is not the only company to exhibit this kind of deplorable behavior. McDonald’s is also offering a “Pentagon Patty,” though many analysts believe it will be overshadowed by Taco Bell’s “Twin Towers of Tacos.”Not to be outdone, White Castle is opening a pop up location in a random field in Pennsylvania, where they will be serving free “United Sliders” to their first 93 customer.Dunkin Donuts, for their part, is employing a different strategy than many of its fast food competitors and is courting the business of skeptics with their limited edition “Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel” Coolatta.Disgusted? SHARE this article!
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