In a heroic move by Drake, the 28-year-old hip-hop star gave CPR to an old dying woman that fell on his face. As the Canadian-born rapper was minding his own business, sitting in a chair, most likely day-dreaming about his last break up with a gorgeous model, an elderly woman hobbled over inconspicuously.
As old broken women sometimes do, she fell, lost her breath and went unconscious. Luckily for her, she had fallen onto the mouth of one of entertainment’s best. Drake, without a second’s thought, immediately began administering CPR, pushing air along with soulful moans into the senior’s lungs.
A large crowd formed around Drake as he did his best to breath life into a woman that most would have given up on years ago. As the old woman regained consciousness, Drake wiped the immense saliva off his face, because no one wants old lady drool on their face.
As ambulances arrived and the woman was carried off on a stretcher, sources learned the name of the woman to be Madonna.