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‘El Chapo’ Guzmán’s First Stop After Escape? Arby’s.

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(Photo by YURI CORTEZ/AFP/Getty Images)

(Photo by YURI CORTEZ/AFP/Getty Images)

‘El Chapo’ Guzmán, billionaire drug lord, recently escaped from a Mexican prison by way of a large tunnel (see the video below). After reaching a construction sight, over 4,900 feet from the prison, Guzmán had one specific request. “Take me to Arby’s.”

One of Guzmán’s henchmen, Julio Juan Gulio, was captured shortly after the escape inside the tunnel looking for Guzmán’s nose ring, which fell out during the escape. When questioned, Gulio admitted that Guzmán could not stop by talking about the Jr Bacon Cheddar Melt. “He said it was the only thing he missed while in prison. He said, ‘that sandwich is like crack,’ which Guzmán knows a lot about.

When further held for questioning as to which Arby’s Guzmán may have fled to, Gulio guessed, “The nearest one possible. I mean, he really likes Arby’s.


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