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Elon Musk Comes Clean: Kendall Jenner Result of Failed Experiment

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(Photo by Getty / Kevork Djansezian / Tristan Fewings / Stringer)

(Photo by Getty / Kevork Djansezian / Tristan Fewings / Stringer)

HAWTHORE, CA – “It was supposed to have emotion.”

Elon Musk, the 44-year-old South African space genius, opened a press conference at the Space X headquarters with this regretful admission of failure.

He then went on to shock all in attendance by admitting that Kendall Jenner, long said to be the youngest sister of Kim Kardashian, was in fact a failed robot.

“The idea was to create a perfect celebrity from circuits and wires. No drug addictions. No awkward Leno appearances. Just beauty and charm. But something went wrong, we don’t know why the personality didn’t ever boot up,” Musk said to a quiet crowd.

The irony of her success was not lost on Musk.

“We let this thing loose on to the world with no personality whatsoever and people loved it.”