The body wants what it wants.
Hey, even though women can get off without having to involve their lady parts, sometimes they just really need something up there. But if they get locked up for doing something naughty, they can’t just go buy a dildo from the commissary. Drugs are easier to smuggle into prison than a vibrator. So what’s a girl to do when she finds herself craving something to masturbate with and there’s not a toy in sight? Get creative, of course.
Necessity is the mother of invention, and these chicks are the mothers of making dildos on the fly. You may not believe what lengths these incarcerated ladies went to get off, but you’ll wanna see it. I’m just wondering what happened to their lady parts.
PETA has suggested that women are sexually attracted to produce in their ads for a while, but inmates have been using veggies for longer than those ladies. Due to issues involving the use of otherwise good food for self-pleasure, many prisons cut up all produce before it leaves the kitchen. Aww.
Not the cutting side! One female inmate explained that women would mostly pleasure each other in the showers, but once a week, the staff would hand out electric razors for the women to use that day. You simply turn it on and use the handle that vibrates to get off quickly. They would be passed around quite a bit and, obviously, weren’t sanitary.
On a Reddit Ask Me Anything forum made by a male prison guard at a female prison, everyone wanted to know about sexual things. Yes, he was often propositioned by the female inmates. Yes, other officers got jail time for having sex with inmates. And yes, he found some self-pleasure items.
One he noted was melted down Jolly Ranchers, others included: “cloth, newspapers, printer paper…” Then he mentioned the biggest one: “A monstrously huge dildo made from cloth, a pringles can, and newspapers.”
Works for beating others up as well.