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10 Things Women in Prison Use as Intimate Toys

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The body wants what it wants.

Hey, even though women can get off without having to involve their lady parts, sometimes they just really need something up there. But if they get locked up for doing something naughty, they can’t just go buy a dildo from the commissary. Drugs are easier to smuggle into prison than a vibrator. So what’s a girl to do when she finds herself craving something to masturbate with and there’s not a toy in sight? Get creative, of course.

Necessity is the mother of invention, and these chicks are the mothers of making dildos on the fly. You may not believe what lengths these incarcerated ladies went to get off, but you’ll wanna see it. I’m just wondering what happened to their lady parts.


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Would you resort to these things to get off?