The body wants what it wants.
Turns out, Jolly Ranchers are pretty popular items for screwing yourself. A prison guard in a Reddit forum had this to say, “As far as dildos… the women inmates made them out of Jolly Ranchers (which were bought at the canteen). They would melt them using the microwave oven and shape them into dicks, even with realistic veins. We called them ‘swirlies’ because they were made in different colors.”
Would you like a swirlie?
I hope they can get some latex gloves to put this in. Many inmates have reported using soap that was either carved or melted to form a variety of shapes and sizes to use up there. One inmate tells us (way too much) about prison life, including how women would make and sell these dildos regularly.
Toilet Paper Rolls
Obviously, just the cardboard roll. One Redditor in a women’s prison forum explains how her acquaintance learned how to pleasure herself with a “prison dildo out of a toilet paper roll, Saran Wrap, napkins and a rubber band.”