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Ghosts of Mass Shooting Victims Thank Republicans for Their Prayers

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Speaking from a seance held at NRA headquarters in Fairfax, Virginia, the ghosts of the dead victims of yesterday’s mass shooting in San Bernardino, California took a moment to thank every Republican presidential candidate for their tweets following the tragedy. Click through to see the victims of the 351st American, mass shooting of 2015 respond to what the G.O.P frontrunners had to say.

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See how the ghosts of the victims thanked Republicans.


Rand Paul

Rand Paul tweet

Source: Twitter @RandPaul

“Thanks Rand! Getting thoughts and prayers is way better than being alive in a society that takes measures to stop gun violence.”

Mike Huckabee

Mike Huckabee Tweer

Source: Twitter @GovMikeHuckabee

“Kudos to Governor Huckabee for keeping it nice and general and praying for everyone “impacted.” Not just us, the victims, or the first responders, but also, most importantly, the gun owners that might have their precious guns taken away from them by dastardly liberals trying to politicize this act.”