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Hillary Considering Bill as VP because, “It’s the only way I can get him under me”

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Hillary Clinton speaking with Bill walking behind her

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The latest reports out of the Clinton campaign hint that Hillary is considering Bill Clinton as a potential running mate because, in her own words, “this way he’ll legally have to listen to me.”

Reporters caught up with a vindictive Clinton at her campaign headquarters, while the presidential candidate was staring at her wedding photos and finishing off the last of a box of red, Franzia brand wine.

“Oh, he thinks he’s gotten away with it all, doesn’t he?” the former Secretary of State whispered to herself, before laughing maniacally.

“Not this way, Billy boy. Not when I make you VP and force you to hold staff meetings every morning at 6 am. Oh what’s that? You were up late last night? 6 AM! Oh but you’re testifying in front of congress later? 6 AM! 6 AM and you better be there or you can kiss that diplomatic trip to the south of France goodbye.”

At press time, Senator Clinton could be heard repeating the phrase 6 am over and over while repeatedly stabbing a voodoo doll that bore a striking resemblance to her husband.

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