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How the Pope Spent his Summer Vacation

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Summer is over and it’s time to recollect all of the great things that happened in sports, politics, and of course, religion.

This was a big year for the Pope, and summer was no exception. While he helped ease tensions with Cuba and America along with Christians and gays, he also wanted to let loose himself, and boy did he!

The Pope in bed with two women

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We got 9 images that perfectly capture the Pope’s wild summer. We bet you wish you had as crazy of a summer as he did.

1. God, who?

the pop enjoying a foo fighters concert

Credit: JOHANNA LEGUERRE/AFP/Getty Images; Filippo Monteforte/AFP/Getty Images

First, the Pope forgot about God this summer and spent most of his time worshipping the Foo Fighters. Calling himself their “Holy Groupie” he saw 15 shows in the matter of three months!

2. The best things in life…

Pope robbing a store with sledge hammer

Credit:Filippo Monteforte/AFP/Getty Images; Linda Steward/iStock

The Pope isn’t a big fan of money, he advises most of us to just give it away or spend it on the poor. What if you need something like a new TV or couch? Pope’s recommendation, burgle your way to it!

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