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How to Have An Orgasm Just By Blinking Your Eyes

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Don’t blink while you read this…

 

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What do married people do when they aren’t having any sex, and the sex they do have isn’t very good? They start reading magazines about hidden, new ways to reach mind blowing orgasm without actual sex. Articles that use the word Tantric a lot, breathing techniques, and the lead singer of The Police.

They insist that every part of your body can be an erotic play-land, and even something as normal as blinking your eyes could give you a mind numbing orgasm. Could this possibly be true? Well you hope so, or else you wouldn’t still be reading this, you idiot.

The truth is, you can actually reach orgasm by just blinking your eyes. It’s amazing, easy to learn and will change your life forever. There’s only a few simple things you’ll need to know in order to make this life-affirming technique a reality. You will be able to use this technique anytime you want in order to bring yourself into a fantasy world of ecstasy and sexual satisfaction. Everything you need to know will be explained in part 2 of this article, which will be published later this month.

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