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Iran Threatens America with Laser Cats

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They’re cute but lethal!


iran supreme leader and cat lasers

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In a daring move, Iran’s supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei tweeted threats to America in the form of Laser Cats.

“America thinks they can come over here and squash our country? Consider these laser cats and think again!” he tweeted with a picture of an adorable kitten with lasers shooting out of its eyes.

cat with lasers coming out of eyes


In an interview with Iran Daily, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei stated, “If America thinks it can attack us, we will send our most adorable, cuddly, and furry laser cats their way, led by none other than Mr. Sprinkles. And if America persists, we will attack them with the biggest tickle monster they’ve ever seen!”

President Obama did not take the comments lightly, and mentioned retaliating by sending over a bunch of really silly cat memes that would make Iran laugh until they peed their pants a little bit. “That’ll show them,” remarked Obama.

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