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ISIS Releases Christmas Wish List

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ISIS has released their newest demands, but, somewhat unexpectedly, the Islamic Terrorist group’s newest list of requests, has taken the form of Christmas Wishlist.


ISISXMAS

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Click through to see what these murderous extremists have asked for.

 

Norelco beard trimming kit


nolrelco beard trimmer

Credit: Amazon

Mustache Wax

The destruction of Israel.

A nice big rice cooker.

Death to America


anti-america

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Anti-Yankee Candles.

A 2-hour combat training lesson from John Cena.

The Unauthorized biography of Sugar Ray lead singer Mark McGrath.

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