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Mutant Celebrities

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We would never make jokes about someone born with a physical deformity. Well, almost never.
If that person becomes a terrifyingly beautiful, ungodly rich celebrity who gets pelted with Oscar nominations every time she accidentally flashes booty in a Starbucks – a couple of jokes don’t really seem all that bad.

Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images for TRESemme

Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images for TRESemme

 

See the celebs that overcame really weird physical deformities in our slideshow.

Clint Eastwood

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Christian Petersen/Getty Images

Ever wondered why eternal hard-ass Clint Eastwood squints 24/7? The gruff director was actually born with a rare eye deformity that left him with rods and cones twice the normal size meaning he’s sensitive to light and huge rod jokes.

Emma Stone

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Caroline McCredie/Getty Images

Before you challenge Emma Stone to a high stakes swim meet, you need to know something about her feet. They’re webbed. Or at least they used to be. And like your barely lucid gin-soaked Grandma always said, “Never gamble on water sports with someone who’s part mermaid. It’s their turf, and they can’t be trusted.”

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