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Man Admits Q-Bert Tattoo Does Not Stand The Test Of Time

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Man's arm with q-bert tattoo

(Photo by iStock / Pamela Moore)

Forty year old Dan “Grubby” Watson sits on the back of his truck and reflects on all of his tattoos. “I’ve got Godzilla, a Quiet Riot tattoo, four or five ex girlfriends names on here, but the one that really did not age well is Q-Bert.”The limb could be looked at as an entire arm of regret, but Q-Bert is the one that confuses Dan the most. “I mean, I got swept up in the hype. I thought it was going to be as big, if not bigger than Pac Man. But I finally have to admit, it’s not going to happen. I don’t even play Q-Bert anymore.”Current girlfriend Maxine, whose name is next to the obscure video game star on Dan’s bicep, thinks it’s unique. “I have no idea what that is,” Maxine stated. “But I think it’s kind of unique because no one else has it and ever will.”