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Man Eats Chipotle For 100 Days, Spends Next 100 Days on Toilet

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He ate his weight in burritos and used his weight in toilet paper.

(Photo by shutterstock)

(Photo by shutterstock)

A man from Colorado Springs, Mark Rantal, just reported on his hundred days of eating Chipotle. The same damn burrito everyday. So far, he’s spent 106 days eating burritos and that same amount of time curled up in the fetal position next to a toilet.

We were able to get a few words from Rantal between bathroom sessions. “I thought everything was fine, one burrito a day isn’t that bad…” he looked into the distance, “but one day, like tremors of an earthquake I knew it was coming.” Rantal reported sitting on his toilet for hours at a time, only taking breaks to eat more burritos.

“I’ve put myself in this spiral, where, I only have time for putting burritos in my body and subsequently evacuating them from my body.” Rantal then cut the interview short and ran to the bathroom with a hand covering his backside.

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