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Man Thrilled to Escape First Yoga Class Boner-Free

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Packing up his belonging and trying to avoid eye contact with the women he had just been ogling for 90 minutes, area man John Harrison reported feeling thrilled to escape his first yoga class boner-free.

Harrison, a 31-year-old man attending his first class at a physician’s suggestion, was thoroughly unprepared for the sheer amount of attractive women contorting their bodies he would encounter at the Sanctuary Yoga Studio.

“I thought yoga was just a bunch of hippies stretching. I was expecting one hot girl, maybe two, but this was wild. I felt like I was in fitness themed rap video,” said Harrison of his experience.

“It was touch and go there for a while, but I knew that once I made it out of ‘downward dog’ with just a half chub, I was gonna be ok.”

At press time, Harrison was sheepishly smiling at one of his fellow students in the parking lot before she rolled her eyes and drove off.

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