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NFL Figure Skaters

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The NFL is full of big men with big dreams. Men whose athletic aspirations expand beyond the walls of their stadiums. Men who prove dreams don’t have weight limits.

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Tom Szczerbowski/Getty Images

See the unbelievable list of NFL linemen who dream of figure skating glory in our slideshow.

10. Andre Smith

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The Cincinnati Bengals have long considered humor an important metric in selecting draft picks, and their 2009 selection of Andre Smith was no different. Not content to be bad at just one sport, Andre spends his downtime carving deep, deep gashes in local skating rinks.

9. LaQuan McGowan

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Ronald Martinez/Getty Images

When you’re one Crunch Wrap Supreme away from 400 pounds, ice dancing isn’t really in the cards for you. But that didn’t stop the Baylor offensive guard from strapping on skates and testing the structural integrity of his local ice rink.

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