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NY Police Capture Second Escaped Prisoner and Morgan Freeman Just In Case

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(Photo by Getty / Gareth Cattermole / NY Police)

NY Police shot and captured the second prisoner who escaped more than three weeks ago. David Sweat was caught just south of the Canadian border in Northern New York State.

Also last night, police surrounded Morgan Freeman at his summer home in Charleston, Mississippi. After officers demanded he turn himself in, Freeman replied, “It’s just a movie, you idiots! I’ve also played God in movies. So why don’t you think about that, and get the hell out of here before I start breaking my own commandments.”

Freeman was brought into custody for a short time, then was released after signing several autographs and taking pictures with the rest of the police force.