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Organic Parents Raising Free Range Children Are Given All Natural Lethal Injection

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In Portland, Oregon, a couple was charged with reckless endangerment, for leaving their children unattended for several years. At that point, Floyd Lumpkin knew if he was given the death penalty, he wanted to accept it without chemicals.

“I knew even for our final meal, we wanted wild caught fish, greek yogurt and vegan ice cream,” Mr Lumpkin explained. “And for our execution, we wanted either a solar powered electric chair or a lethal injection of only farm fresh Potassium Chloride, with no additives.”

The couple is survived by their two free-spirited children who are not employed and mostly just attend music festivals. They will be buried in a compost pile at the Glenwell County Cemetery.