To honor Prince George’s second birthday, the Royal Mint will release a limited edition £5 commemorative coin. The coin will feature a depiction of St. George fighting a dragon by artist Christopher Le Brun and will be priced at £80. Meanwhile, your son just stuck a nickel up his nose.
Prince George, who is more famous than you son will ever be, is adorned by the public, while your son somehow has found a way to get his hand stuck inside a jar of peanut butter. This is the fourth coin to commemorate Prince George, others honored his birth, his christening, and his first birthday. During your son’s first birthday party, he barfed on his own birthday cake then someone caught pneumonia.
Furthermore, Prince George’s little sister, Charlotte, was recently honored with a coin commemorating her christening, while you recently decided one embarrassing, non-famous child is enough for you to handle.