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Return of ‘Game of Thrones’ Sends Peen Stocks Soaring

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Wall Street is bullish on male indecency stocks ahead of Game of Thrones’ return to HBO.

The highly successful fantasy drama features a massive cast, exotic locations, cutting-edge CGI, and more peen than HBO has shown since a 1992 documentary on urologists. This time around, HBO has found the winning formula that makes unsheathed swords more palatable to a mass audience. That formula has resulted in significant gains in the peen sector, with no signs of slowing down.

“Look at a chart of just about any dong stock and chances are good it’s pointed up,” said one fund manager. “We feel strongly that Game of Thrones is the driver of these gains.”

So, what’s next?

Some feel Abercrombie & Fitch will be the next to cash in on crotch-out marketing since most of their branded materials are inches away now. Others expect we’ll see it in other TV shows first.