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36 Ridiculous George W. Bush Quotes

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As Jeb Bush gears up for his run at the White House in 2016, let’s look back fondly on the most ridiculous quotes from his esteemed brother, George W. Bush. Without question, one of the most polarizing presidents in U.S. history, “Dubya” will always be remembered fondly for providing us with magically laughable quotes that perfectly captured his time in office.

U.S. President George W. Bush

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Read the most absurd George Bush quotes in our slideshow. You won’t believe he was ever President! You also won’t believe he ever said number 10, just insane!

“I hear there’s rumors on the Internets that we’re going to have a draft.”

President George W. Bush

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“Guys, I promise, these wars will be done soon. I super-promise.”

President George W. Bush speaks to Marines on the 63rd anniversary of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor December 7, 2004

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