“Obama stinks as bad as broccoli!”
CJ Pearon, a 13-year-old, black conservative Republican, produced a video that went viral after the right wing teen harshly criticized President Barack Obama. Attempting to capitalize on his new found internet fame, Pearson has released a list of the “11 Largest Threats to The American Way of Life” that we have included below.
- The systematic over-regulation of the free market
- The looming military aspirations of Vladimir Putin
- When the girl you like asks your friend Eric to the Sadie Hawkins dance
- ISIS and the growing influence of radical islam in the middle east following America’s unwillingness to fully utilize our military might in the region
- 9:00 pm curfew
- Taxing job creators at so high a rate that their economic incentive is to move their operations overseas
- Greedy illegal immigrants
- Forgetting your gym clothes and having to wear the stinky loaner sweat pants
- The moral decay of American Culture as evidenced by government support of same sex marriage and abortion
- Your parents not letting you play Xbox until you memorize a bunch of stupid conservative talking points.
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