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Rosie O’Donnell So Upset by Trump She Accidentally Eats Vegetable

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“If you think Trump is bad, try broccoli!”

(Photo by Getty / Ethan Miller / MANDEL NGAN )

(Photo by Getty / Ethan Miller / MANDEL NGAN )

After Donald Trump’s disparaging remarks towards Rosie O’Donnell were rehashed in the G.O.P debate last night, Rosie was so upset, she accidentally ate a vegetable.

When Fox News’ Megyn Kelly confronted Trump about past sexist remarks by saying “you’ve called women you don’t like fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals,” Trump was quick to clarify “only Rosie O’Donnell.”

Not only was Ms. O’Donnell insulted by this exchange, but she was so incensed she accidentally ate a head of broccoli she mistook for a cupcake “with fun, green frosting on it.”

“Trump’s casual sexism is disgusting, but not nearly as disgusting as putting a raw vegetable in your mouth without any ranch dressing or cheese or anything else on it. Yuck, how do people eat that stuff?” O’donnell was quoted as saying.

On a positive note, just by virtue of being mentioned in the prime time debate last night, Ms. O’Donnell rose to 10th in the GOP polls, just ahead of Rick Perry, who is at negative 6 points.