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Sam Smith Wins Surprise BET Award for “Best New Honkey”

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The BET awards honor the men and women of black entertainment that have made a significant impact within black culture throughout the last year. Chris Brown, Nicki Minaj, and Beyonce were all honored with awards as was expected. The biggest surprise was Sam Smith, who won the inaugural “Best New Honkey” statue. He was not present to accept the award, because he was hiking on a camping trip–you know, typical white guy stuff.

Smith also took home the awards for “Best New Cracker,” “Best Corny Song That White Folks Like,” and “Artist You Are Most Likely To Hear At The Dentist Office.” The statue, which is a man with socks and flip flops mowing the lawn, will be delivered to Vermont because, “That’s probably where he lives.”

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