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Scientists Discover Life on Mars

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Life on Mars

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A small lab in Kansas just made the discovery of a lifetime.

After years of searching for life outside of Earth’s atmosphere, they have finally found something that has changed everything – Life on Mars.

“When you’re just a small group of astronomers in a tiny office together, things can get pretty boring. But that wasn’t the case this week,” said lead scientist Vern Ziggler. “Things have been pretty wild around here lately.”

Since discovering the song “Life on Mars” by David Bowie, the lab has kept the catchy hit playing nonstop. “I mean, we’d love to find actual life out there, but finding this song has really given us an extra boost. Who knows, maybe it’s just the boost we need to find actual life on Mars?”

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