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Subway Rider Convinced Commuters Enjoy Music Blaring From Headphones

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Subway Rider Convinced Commuters Enjoy Music Blaring From Headphones

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Suspecting that the 7 am commute needed to be livened up, local subway commuter, Eric Goldberger turned up his iPod, convinced people would thank him in the end. “I just saw a train car full of gloomy faces and thought these people need to hear some terrible music coming out of my headphones.”

When asked for comment, a fellow commuter said, “If there’s one thing that makes my sad and pathetic life worse is some idiot blasting LMFAO during the only moment of peace and quiet I tend to get in my day.”

Goldberger shrugged at the disgruntled commuter. “You can’t help if there’s one or two bad apples on the train. My only hope is that I can turn that frown upside down by singing along with the music, even if I am tone deaf and don’t know any of the words.”

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