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Taco Bell Breakfast Menu Confirms Humans Have Jumped the Shark

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You know you want it, you disgusting piece of filth. (Photo by Flickr / Mike Mozart)

You know you want it, you disgusting piece of filth. (Photo by Flickr / Mike Mozart)

Humans have now sunk to levels unforeseen by even the darkest dystopian novelists.

Taco Bell’s new breakfast menu hasn’t only been wrecking digestive systems, but also the collective mental well being of thousands of Americans who see the menu as undeniable proof that humans are on the decline.

Although our species has some notable achievements to its name – the moon landing, House of Cards, shoes with roller-skate wheels hidden in them, peanut butter, reversible jackets – we’re now also responsible for the food things served at Taco Bell before 10am. And when that includes eggs blasted out of a cannon made of Doritos into a small vat of chipotle syrup, the achievements of our space program seems little more than a distant memory.

Taco Bell Breakfast 03 - Flickr Mike Mozart

George Washington would be proud..?(Photo by Flickr / Mike Mozart)

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