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Taj Mahal Can’t Get Connected to Real Person with Time Warner

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In a new initiative from the Modi government, BSNL, and Union Minister for Communications Ravi Shankar Prasad, the Taj Mahal has set up free Wi-Fi for its visitors.

Unfortunately, shortly after the internet was installed, the connection became very slow and then, all of a sudden, it dropped. “I was half-way through Orange is the New Black Season 3, and then buffer, buffer, buffer. Why all the buffering?” asked Mahesh Sharma, the Minister of State and Tourism of India.

Sharma quickly called the Time Warner cable service and immediately put on hold. “It’s been hours and they keep saying I’m next.” Sharma then proceeded to press all buttons, and shout “Operator” into the phone over and over again.

When Sharma finally reached a real person, he rolled his eyes, “He said his name is Reyansh, but we all know it’s some guy in America named Steve.”