News so real... it probably isn't

Terrorists on No Fly List, ‘Not Super Psyched’ About Obama’s Speech Last Night

at 11:23 am | By

Terrorists release list of grievances with Obama’s speech.

There was a morose hum over a crowd of No Fly List terrorists after watching President Obama’s speech last night. All in all, the terrorists said they weren’t “super psyched” about the president’s suggested gun restrictions he’s proposed and his evolving view of terrorism.

The No Fly List terrorists have released a 3 point list as to why they’re not happy.

President Obama Sunday Speech

Credit: POOL/Getty

Click below to read why terrorists are upset.


Obama: “Congress should act to make sure no one on a no-fly list is able to buy a gun.”

President Obama

Credit: POOL/Getty

On Sunday, Obama addressed the nation and requested congress to block loopholes that allow people on no-fly lists to buy guns.

Terrorists: “Yeah, right”

Men watching President Obama

Credit: John Moore

Terrorists responded by saying, “C’mon Obama, do you honestly think Congress will get anything done? We attacked your country, and their first move was to defund Planned Parenthood. We be keeping our guns!”