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TFR Exclusive: Leaked North Korean Memo

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The Farce Report was able to obtain exclusive access to the following memo issued to the people of North Korea by their government. The memo was acquired at great cost, in both dollars and lives. We lost a lot of good men out there, so please keep them in your thoughts as you read. Thank you.

Attention People of Glorious Democratic People’s Republic of Korea:
In honor of the 70th Anniversary of the founding of our divine nation by The Great Leader, Kim Il-sung, your government has decided to implement a series of goals that all North Koreans are expected follow to help our nation grow and prosper for 10,000 years. Please everyone commit to memory the following goals carefully, from the smallest school child to the oldest of people.

Kim Jung Un

See the nation’s goals for this most glorious year in our slideshow. Please remember to commit these to memory.

1. “Make fruits cascade down and their sweet aroma fill the air on the sea of apple trees at the foot of Chol Pass!”

North Korea's tallest structure, the Ryugyong Hotel

(Photo by Feng Li/Getty Images)

2. “Let us turn ours into a country of mushrooms by making mushroom cultivation scientific, intensive and industrialized!”

Girls use cellphone in a park in Pyongyang on September 22, 2010

(Photo by IAN TIMBERLAKE/AFP/Getty Images)

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