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The 12 Stages of Nachos Consumption

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Nachos! What a tasty treat! If you’re like us, you have a complicated relationship with nachos. They’re delicious, but they’re also so delicious, they’re often impossible to avoid. Trying to eat healthier? Too bad, ‘cause there’s a platter full of temptation sure to squash any good intentions you had.


Nacho consumption

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Follow one man as he documents his personal struggles through all 12 stages of nacho consumption.

1) Denial


Man in denial

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Here I am, out for a quick lunch. Nachos? Ha! Me? No, I’m getting a salad. Yup, it’s definitely going to be a salad. The real question is what kind of salad will I consume today. Although, it wouldn’t hurt to at least take a peek at the nachos. You know, just out of curiosity…

2) Acceptance


Man who's accepted his fate

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I’m going in and and order a plate of nachos. Who am I kidding? I need that gooey cheese in my face. I long for guac and black beans. I’m ordering nachos. It’s fine. I’ll share some with MY friends. They’re not even that unhealthy if you share them.

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