You mess with the bull, you get the elephants.
Ted Cruz is a loyal member of the tea party and a very devout Christian. Sounds like he’d be a snooze right? Wrong! He regularly stays up past midnight to watch movies that sometimes have cusses in them! Forgive him father, for he has sinned!
This crazy former governor of the lone star state regularly eats pizza with extra cheese. Pretty standard right? Yea but get this! He’s lactose intolerant! What a bad boy!
Scott Walker has amassed a large following after staunchly opposing unions in his home state of Wisconsin, we can see that antipathy for organized labor goes back long way. As a small boy, Walker was known to put dog poop in a brown paper bag, set it on fire, and leave it on the front steps of known union leaders. We can only imagine the fun presidential pranks we have to look forward to if Walker wins the White House!