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The Sexiest Scenes from The Muppets Episode 1

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Earlier this week One Million Moms, a conservative group, slammed the new Muppets TV show for being ‘perverted.’ In a press release, the group said, “1MM (One Million Moms) suspects there are going to be a lot of shocked moms and dads when they discover that the family-friendly Muppets of the 1970s are no more. It appears that no subject is off limits.”

With that said, the first episode of the Muppets aired this week, and boy was it hot. Here are the three sexiest scenes that happened on this week’s episode. And if the pilot is any indication as to what the rest of the season will be like, you better buy some lube!

Miss Piggy Reverse Cowgirl


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The episode opened up with Miss Piggy lifting up her skirt and reverse cowgirl-ing a man who was listening to his iPod in bed. The scene lasted about 9 mins, with Miss Piggy screaming, “That’s the spot! Make me oink big daddy!” before the opening credits rolled.

Gonzo’s Face


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Though it wasn’t directly addressed, Gonzo seems to have a penis coming right out of his face. For most of the episode it lay limp, but just before the third act, when Miss Piggy entered, it shot straight up and, with much comical relief, Gonzo asked Miss Piggy if she could help him blow his nose.

Kermit and his Kind


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Around the end of the episode, Kermit needed a rebound from his breakup with Miss Piggy. So where did he look? Back to his pond with his swinging frog friends. The episode ended on Kermit singing, “It’s Not Easy Being Green” while several female (and some male) frogs went down on him.