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Vegetarian Beef Hits Stores

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Vegetarians, your day has come.

A small farm in Nebraska has begun shipping 100% vegetarian beef and they expect their long-awaited product to be in stores within the week.

Founders of Ethicow say their cows are fed a strict vegetarian diet that consists of grass and grain to give people a vegetarian option at the butcher shop.

“We’ve heard from lots of vegetarians who have a hard time replacing meat in their diet, but are adamant about remaining vegetarian. We thought, ‘what the heck are all these farmers doing feeding meat to cows anyway?’ Our cows don’t even like meat. If we can keep these heifers gassed up on grass, this gravy train is going to make a lot of people happy.”