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What if Chuck Norris was the President of FIFA?

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A newspaper recently mistook Chuck Blazer, the man that first admitted to accepting bribes in exchange for votes for the South African 2010 World Cup, for Chuck Norris, America’s badass.

Which got us thinking: now that Sepp Blatter has resigned, what would happen if Chuck Norris was the new president?

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Gind out what Chuck would change about soccer…


There’s no longer yellow cards, only yellow paddles.

Take it from Chuck. A paddle is much worse.

You still can’t use your hands, but you can use your beard

Chuck Norris’ beard is made of bristle pads and astroturf.