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Who Said It: Donald Trump or a 70,000 Year Old Neanderthal

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Donald Trump says some wild things. So wild that sometimes we can’t tell if Donald Trump actually said the quote or a 70,000 year old neanderthal.

Some might call this barbarian an unruly and disturbing relic of human history, but we think Donald Trump is better than that, he’s at least an equivalent to our earliest ancestor. So equal that you might not know who has said these following quotes!


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Find out who said it: Donald Trump or a Neanderthal


“In life you have to rely on the past, and that’s called history.”


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We look at the past to see what our 70,000 year old Neanderthal has said, but this brilliant quote was done by the one and only Donald Trump.

“I have a great relationship with the blacks.”

Donald Trump

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Whoa! Unfortunately this one was said by a presidential candidate, as 70,000 year old Neanderthals don’t see color or race.