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World’s 837th Greatest Rock Band Says Kanye isn’t that Great

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Kanye West recently proclaimed himself “The Number one Rockstar on the Planet.” That statement was disputed by Corey Taylor, the lead singer of Slipknot, which is currently the number 837th greatest rock band on the planet.

Mr. Taylor, whose band has won exactly one grammy award compared to Kanye West’s 21, disputed West’s statement in a video released by In the video, Mr. Holcomb makes such ironclad counterpoints to West claims as “stop it” and “you are not the greatest living rock star of all time.”

Notably absent from Holcomb’s argument is the fact that Kanye West has released seven straight platinum albums and enjoys a level of success and notoriety that Slipknot can only match within the walls of american retail chain Hot Topic.

Kanye West could not be reached for comment as he was busy putting the finishing touches on his 8th studio album, which will likely sell more copies than all of Slipknot’s records combine.

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